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FUNFOXYLADY007

Hi All

I'll be there with my two friends Angie and Linda (not forgeting the lovely Jean Genie Very Happy

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See you there

Love Cool

Fun
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Jean Genie · Joined: 12 Dec 2005 Posts: 1651 Location: Merseyside

The lovely Jean Genie?? Aww bless your heart!! Hopefully we will be joined by the equally lovely Nikki, PeteW and Sheila (not Sweels, although it would be great to see that person also!!) Wink

nikki · Joined: 08 Mar 2006 Posts: 16 Location: North East

Yep, we'll be there! Very Happy

ALI BIN TABNAB · Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 3:15 pm Post subject:

Hey Fun, if you're gannin' then count me in. Play yer cards reet and al let yer get yer gob roond me bombay potatoes Laughing

FUNFOXYLADY007 · Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 9:36 pm Post subject:

Hi TabNab

How can a girl refuse a chat up line like that Twisted Evil

If I can hae' your tatties do you want a piece of my NAN Question

See ya there
Mine's a bacardi and lemonade go easy on the ice Laughing

Love
fun
x

ALI BIN TABNAB · Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 9:56 pm Post subject:

Evenin' Fun,
Mebeez al give yer NAN a miss eh, a prefer me ladies a bit younger Wink

Hey, ya havvint lived if ya aint tasted me Bombay Chetties pet !
Hey, tasty's not the word, they're fookin' orgasmic !!!!

When ya Kurma long to South Shields al hev a LARGE one ready for ya......Bacardi and Lemonade for Foxy....wirra tad Ice.

Watch ye dinnae hev too many though, am a reet good looker mind and ya might just end up a poppin' one o' me chetties in ya gob after all.

THE EARTH WILL MOVE.......OH YES !!!! Shocked

FUNFOXYLADY007 · Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 10:28 pm Post subject:

Evening TabNab Very Happy

I'm looking forward to your drink but your tatties might be a bit auld and stale for me mate Laughing

When I've had a few bacardi's everthing is beautiful lol
The only thing making my earth move is seeing the boys on stage doing their thing Very Happy

See you there what's your nectar Question

Love
Fun

Adam · Guest

Cant make it, holiday was booked yonks ago. Ballcocks. Crying or Very sad

Venue looks great.
Everyone have a blast.

Gareth · Guest

Big Tam might have one of your chetties Tabnab!!1 Where is he anyway. Haven't seen a post for weeks.

Gareth

Loretta · Joined: 12 Dec 2005 Posts: 1181 Location: Manchester

See you all there.. Very Happy

Tom Bombadil · Guest

Whoah ba dicky doo !!! I'll be there with knobs on. Knobs o' butter that is ..on me nan bread.

Tom Bombadil

ALI BIN TABNAB · Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:53 pm Post subject:

Whoa ba dicky doo Lord Bombadil,
Haway man, only pussies hev butter on naan breeds. What ya want is a good dose o' chilli oil slapped on it. He he, ya arse'll be like a blood orange come the morn Embarassed

Anyways, not lang now for the gig. Av got me beard trimmed and me turban laundered for the big neet. The limo's droppin' iz off at the Amphitheatre with me six wives in tow. If any of ye catches a wiff o' Vindaloo then that'll be me, not cos' I'll be eatin' it mind you.....it'll be what av just dropped oot me arse from tea-time ! Az got terrible flatulence unfortunately.

Does anyone out there fancy a waiters job ? Av just sacked young Abdul for porkin' me daughter behind me back, bastit !!

By eck, am owed 3 beverages off the nice peeps on this forum, al be fookin' wankered by 7 bells !!! Aye, am not owa clever with the ale me, mind you....it normally tastes better when it costs nowt. The last time a got drunk was March 18th 1984, remember it well. Was on our Mohammeds stag do in Shields and me wives were on the hen night in Blackpool the same neet. Well a staggered home and jumped inta bed forgettin' my Jacinda's mother was lookin' after our house and was already in our bed. I nearly shat Mars Bars when a clocked her ugly mush on the pillow next to uz Shocked

Fookin' jeeeeezurs !!!!

Well a woz outa that bed like shitoffastick !!!
Don't get me wrong peeps, she's a lovely kind-hearted woman but I wouldn't shag her with a knotty prop !!!! Laughing

Anyways, must dash folks, see yiz all next Satda........

Loretta · Joined: 12 Dec 2005 Posts: 1181 Location: Manchester

LMAO

I needed that after the day I have had at work!!

Cheer's Tab u nutta Laughing

FUNFOXYLADY007 · Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 8:45 pm Post subject:

Tab Nab

ILMAO even I'm speechless lol
Looking forward to the the round up at The Crown Wink

Sorry Adam you can't make it but we'll all have a drink for ye

Love Cool

Fun

ALI BIN TABNAB · Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:21 pm Post subject:

Cheers me two lovelies, he he....that's 8 av got noo Embarassed

Dinnat worry, am only yankin' yer chain Wink

Aye, al be gerrin' rounded up allreet.......off the local gissies. They had me in the back o' their van a couple o' weeks back. Attempted food poisonin' they said. They telt me if I didn't shut me gob ad gerra truncheon thrust up me back eye Shocked

I said 'Huh, just try it bluebell.......av just necked a Vindaloo so you'll end up being the brickwork while owld Tabnab does a spot o' pebble dashin' !!!!!

Eeee eh, am gonna have to stop all this disgusting toilet humour me, al get me'sel a bad name, if I haven't already Embarassed

I was in the New Crown last night as it happens folks. Aye, it were singles night and owld Tabnab stumbled in by accident [ahem] Wink

Hey, al not lie........within ten minutes a was sittin' there with two young dolly birds.......al kid yer not Razz

Am sittin' there like Rockafella with a fat cigar in me gob. I had a blonde on one knee with the biggest pair o' titties you've ever seen and a brunette on the other knee with the most hairiest plot on gods earth..........and a thought to me'self............bloody nora............if the missus could see me now.........................
SHE THINKS AV PACKED IN SMOKIN' Laughing