Loretta
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A BIT OF A DO... CALLING ALL FGM FANS...This thread is also running with the one FFL has started.. in April before the band's gig in Holland, the band are having a get together in Glasgow and all are welcome, its seen as a night with live music though it is NOT an official gig.. a good laugh and food with one or two surprises thrown in..... a firm date is yet to be set, I know FFL was hoping for the easter weekend, thinking people will have time off to attend with hols and suchlike..... all who wish to attend put your names below.. I can guarantee it will be a great night for everyone with the added bonus of having a few talented musicians on board 
Mick on his squeezebox..Hans on bass... Yosser on drums... the wonderful Derek on lead & vocal's.. and hoping Ian will grace us with his beautiful voice..
More details to be added soon......
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Loretta
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I hope no one minds me starting this thread, I know things have been bandied about ( like Dereks legs...) for a while now concerning a get together of some kind .. and it looks like this is it now, just awaiting confirmation of venue, like I said more to be added later ...
Thanks for your ear's... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Loretta
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Hope this does not cause anyone confusion with Fun's thread.. just a big almighty bump for the cause xxxx
I shall be making the trip from Manchester.. 
Love ya Fun xxxx
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Will
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Sounds good to me!! count me in! 
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FUNFOXYLADY007
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Hi Loretta
This is a much better idea any excuse for a piss up me
ANd to see Mick, Derek and Hans in action
oh! and the appearance of the Prince of Darkness A MUST
Count me in Hun
Loretta Love ya right back 
Wave your HANS in the air like you don't care....
Awaiting the date Easter Sunday Easter Sunday
Fun
xxxxxxx
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Jean Genie
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I'm more than happy with an Easter Sunday event.. Mark and the boys are looking forward to hitting Scotland again, and for Calum's birthday too..
Another vote here for Easter Sunday.. !!
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Loretta
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Will... you just want another whipping.... ...I am sure I have got a cat o' nine tails hangin about somewhere.....
Be great to see you xx
Thanks Shirl xx
any more for any more.................? 
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The Swede
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I promise you that the whip will be there, with or without me... Just giva me an addy and my best friend will show up!
FFL, do you want me to send some spunk as well or??
//P
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Hans Kurzen
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Hallo People,
nothing has been booked yet,we need an idea of how many people might turn up.REMEMBER IT IS NOT A FOURGOODMEN GIG.Derek will be playing lead guitar and most of the singing,I will do my humble best on bass and backing vocals,my old china on drums will be YOSSER HUGHES (real name Tom White),,,,,he answers to Tam,
Ian and Mick will hopefully be onstage with us,AND I REALLY HOPE THEY ARE,but no promises.
This is more of a get together than a gig,a social night,and if you have any old favourites songs you want to hear,then let us know and we'll try.
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FUNFOXYLADY007
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Dear Hans that do dishes....
You book the venue we'll fill the place nae bother (no not just with my big ass  )
What about King Tut's? then I can stare into your big blue, brown or were they green eyes
Tell Del to get Rangers rooms then we can have a lovely sunday lunch yummy
Fun
Awaiting a date and hurry up about it or I'll go to Skegness oh aye thats right I'm away tomorrow let the 80's Madness begin
xx
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brianf72
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Count me in folks. Might be the wee lonely guy in the corner (cause I don't know anyone on here..ha ha!!) but I`m definetley up for it.
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Loretta
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Brian you can sit with us women...
You will be in good hands....
Be good to see you
Loretta
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Loretta
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Thanks Hans...
It will be good to do some covers and have a sing song.. not me personally... you lot !
Hope we get a good crowd!
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Loretta
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Patrik.. I think if a whip came through the post for me I would be in trouble!!
I could say it came free, you know like they send you pens an stuff...
Or I could say the readers digest sent it to me...
xxxxxxxxx
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clarky
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well if uncle will is going and you asked ill be there hope its a weekend date then we all can have a ball.
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Will
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Bloomin heck almighty!! Clarky's back on the board!!
Alrighty mate!! So you gonna come to this??
(cosider yourself asked! )
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EileenK42W
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Count me in, and make it a weekend, as I DO need my beauty sleep during the week or I'm shit at work. Can't manage weekend of 21/22 April.  If you all bring your ear plugs I might even wax lyrical with Pretenders or Blondie.
Bye for noo
Eileen
(the wee 40-something from the back row, Hans)
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Hans Kurzen
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Are you a bit of a warbler then?,,,,,,,,Hans.
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AFARR
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Hi folks
Jim and I are up for it. Easter weekend would be better for us but we will go with the flow!
Being good Evertonians wouldn't mind the Sunday lunch at Ibrox too (good suggestion FFL)!
Catch you soon,
Andrea x
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Knuffa
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*pout* I will be skiing downhill on easter sunday...which is absolutely wonderful of course, but that means I won't be able to join you awesome people!!  Oh well, me and my easter bunny will show up at some other time...that's a threat and NO promise!!
Patrik~Sounds a bit yucky that "sending spunk"-part!  It'll be one heck of a sticky envelope that one...  BTW, see you in Stockholm soon!
Take care everyone and lot's of xxxxxxxxxxxxx's for Loretta and FFL!!!
///PussyCat
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Loretta
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Great stuff Clarky, did you get my mail?
Knuffa hunny, wish you would be there.. had such fun with you in Glasgow.. love ya xxxxx
Andrea, great news, looking forward to seeing you
and Eileen .. lets have some more please.....
Loretta xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Hans Kurzen
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Hi Folks,
Derek is still offline and I'm afraid that Sun 8 April looks unlikely.James is still looking for a venue,possibly in the Hamilton area and it will probably be on a Saturday.I'll post any info as soon as I get it.
All the best,,,,,,,,,Hans.
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Loretta
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Thanks for the reply Hans, keep us informed
I am sure I know someone fae Hamilton xxxx
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Jean Genie
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So if we are still looking at April, before the North Sea Festival, we are talking about Saturday 14 April.. 
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FUNFOXYLADY007
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Hey
DID SOMEONE MENTION SUNNY HAMILTON
Fun
xxxx
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Loretta
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All will be revealed......
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Loretta
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Am bumpin this baby up
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ALI BIN TABNAB
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There's nowt wrang wi' bumpin' it up Loretta luvvie
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Loretta
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.. Alright Tabber's where ya bin?
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ALI BIN TABNAB
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Oh...here and there pet.
Az like a busy bee around tha honey pot....he he.
DEEEE- LISHUUUSSS
Wots this, a 4gm do?
Are you the planner Loretta, like j-lo
Me next 4gm jaunt will be summer time more than likely.
I look forward to it...
Mr Nab-a-tab
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Loretta
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Hiya Tabber's.. nah I am not the planner.. just the one with the big gob shoutin it about abit xxxx
Why? you better be coming
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ALI BIN TABNAB
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Sorry pet, no can do this time.
Bound to catch up later this year though.
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Loretta
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Ok hun xx
By the way get your ar*e back on here
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ALI BIN TABNAB
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It is...he he
But their aint a lot happening eh 
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Loretta
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I know but we miss your wit on here....
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bcgogs
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Re: A BIT OF A DO... CALLING ALL FGM FANS... | Loretta wrote: | .......
Mick on his squeezebox..Hans on bass... Yosser on drums... the wonderful Derek on lead & vocal's.. and hoping Ian will grace us with his beautiful voice..
More details to be added soon...... |
Ian had a voice transplant then?
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FUNFOXYLADY007
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HERE bcgogs
NOT ONLY A BEAUTIFUL VOICE BUT A GOOD ASS ALSO
FUN
BITE ME
XX
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FUNFOXYLADY007
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Hi Tabster
How are you I see Newcastle done well WAY AYE MAN!!
and of course the GER boys just scraped through I could have played better
Mind you that's why the band haven't arranged the game yet cause us girls would WHIP them into shape
Hi Loretta hun
the FUN starts here
FUN
xx
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ALI BIN TABNAB
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| FUNFOXYLADY007 wrote: | Hi Tabster
How are you I see Newcastle done well WAY AYE MAN!!
Eh!...Newcastle Wesh yer gob oot wi soap n' watta girl.....am a Mackem me, a SUNDERLAND supporter.......THERE'S ONLY ONE KEANO
and of course the GER boys just scraped through I could have played better Aye, Walter's gotta tough job on there eh. Am sure that McCoist fella is putting some quality coaching across too, he couldn't hit a barn door from six yards when he turned out for the Black Cats.....he he.
Mind you that's why the band haven't arranged the game yet cause us girls would WHIP them into shape
A dinnit doubt that for a minute pet. A wouldnae fancy being in the way o' one o' your shots FFL, that'd be me next family allowance reet up shit creek Owld Tabsy curls a dead ball better than Beckham, but am not sure whether a could bend it round a wall with you, Loretta, and Shirley in it.
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Ta ta for now, Tabsy
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Loretta
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Thats what I'm talkin about! I actually thought everyone suppported the great Man U
Fun hun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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ALI BIN TABNAB
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A went to the doctors the day cos a had a mole on me willy.
The doctor says 'Ok Tabsy, I'll remove this one, but the next time al have to report ye to the RSPCA 
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Kelley
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TMI..Tabs..TMI!!!
Kelley splitting my sides in laughter at the moment!
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Loretta
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More please! xxxx
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ALI BIN TABNAB
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I don't wanna highjack this thread mind.
But giz a minute and al think of another joke.....
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FUNFOXYLADY007
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He's still thinking..........................LOL
Hi everyone
Fun
xx
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ALI BIN TABNAB
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Nope...nothing as yet. Must be experiencing dirty-joke block me.
Never mind eh.
This woman goes to the doctors claiming she's up the stick (pregnant), but the doc dismisses it and says it's 'just wind'. Two weeks later the woman revisits the doctor saying the same thing, 'Doctor, I think I'm pregnant'. Again the doctor dismisses it and says 'No, it's just wind I tell you'. A year later the woman is pushing a large pram up the main street when her doctor approaches, stops, leans over the pram and says 'Are they twins Mrs Grewcock', to which she replies...
NO DOCTOR, THEY'RE TWO FOOKIN' FARTS WITH BONNETS ON
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Khazi Khan Azza Soreer
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'ERE TEBSY
AH SEEN THIS FAT BIRD WIRRA TEE SHORT THAT SAID 'GUESS' ONNIT
AH WENT UP TERRA N SED........."ER, THYROID PROBLEM ???????"
EEEEE THIS FERUMS GOT LESS FOOKIN' LIFE THEN THE INSIDES O' ANNA-NICOLE SMITHS BASTIT CASSKIT BE FOOKED
OK DABS
THE 'NO-STRANGER-TO-CHAPATI-POWDER' KHAZI
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Loretta
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ALI BIN TABNAB
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Worra lurda pap ye spout Khazi
Them bandits hev gotcha heed in bits be fookt.
Ere Khazi, was that yee who sent uz that dodgy joke by text????
It went a bit like this...
'Sorry I haven't been in touch for a while. I've been over to America for a strawberry crushing contest, in which I came runner up to a wifey wi nae legs....jammy c*nt
Terrible isn't it
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Jean Genie
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Don't tell me that's one of Achmed's??
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