ALI BIN TABNAB
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DEREK, MICK AND BRIAN - MADAME TUSSAUDSHello again folks!
A couple of weeks ago I received an email circular from Madame Tussauds in London. It notified me of their special reduced rates for September/October 2007 and also of the new waxwork models they were now displaying. The following text was copied from the Tussauds official website and pasted below...
Madame Tussauds London
Experience the glittering world of fame for a day at Madame Tussauds. Start your day by sneaking past the paparazzi and attend a photo shoot with Kate Moss. Then mingle with Brad, Angelina and all the other stars in your very own premiere party before taking your challenge in the Big Brother Diary room.
Move on to our brand new Sport Zone where winning is everything. Weigh in with Muhammed Ali before beating Rooney and Beckham at their own game. Then practice your putting skills with Tiger Woods before you enjoy the cheers of a roaring crowd as you step up to the podium as a world champion. Anything is possible at Madame Tussauds!
Madame Tussauds is an ever-changing attraction with several figure launches every year. Boosting numerous interactive experiences such our time limited Warhol’s Women exhibition and the BB Diary Room there is always something new to experience for everyone. New additions to the 'Rock Zone' include Amy Winehouse, James Blunt and Derek Forbes/Mick MacNeil/ Brian McGee (Original members of Simple Minds).
You’ll find our very best ticket offers online. With ticket prices costing from as little as £10 for children/£12.50 for adults* there really isn’t much to keep you from meeting your favourite celebrities. So what are you waiting for, book your tickets online now & you’re one step closer to the stars.
Well would you adam and eve it folks! Derek, Mick and Brian at the world famous Madame Tussauds. This was something I just had to go and see for myself! Anyway, me and the wife tootled off down there on the GNER last Saturday and paid the money to get in. I took a few photo's of the waxwork dummies for you to look at...
ANTHONY HOPKINS
BUFFY
SOME PERV TRYING TO LOOK UP KYLIE'S DRESS
JEAN-PAUL GAULTIER
DEREK, BRIAN AND MICK
Derek, Brian and Mick...what a fantastic work of art. So lifelike I could hardly believe my eyes. I mean, I stood right up close and thought it was really THEM. Infact, I looked Brian in the eye and pulled a face, fully expecting 'Him' to burst out laughing. But no, he didn't even flinch! Mick was very quiet....said nowt, as per. And Degsy, I was half expecting him to lunge forward and shout....'BITE MA CHEESER' but again, not a murmer. I conceded that the 3 waxworks were infact genuine, and still today I marvel at their authenticity. I would recommend that you all pay the museum a visit very soon and witness what I did recently...ferkin' marvelous a tell ye.
Tabnab the tourist 
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Jean Genie
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Great stuff.. waxing lyrical as always.. 
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Loretta
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 Amazing Tab
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billy
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Unbelievable Tabnab worth a visit.
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Edith
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There is only one word for this: Amazing!
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ALI BIN TABNAB
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It sure is amazing folks. Hey Edith, I hear Anne Summers are in negotiations with Four Good Men Global Inc. to release a 'Blow up Degsy' doll  Are you putting your name down for a pre-sale model?
Money back guarantee if ladies are NOT SATISFIED
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billy
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The one of George looks pretty life-like.
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ALI BIN TABNAB
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Are you being careless with your whispers Mr Bili?
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Edith
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| ALI BIN TABNAB wrote: | It sure is amazing folks. Hey Edith, I hear Anne Summers are in negotiations with Four Good Men Global Inc. to release a 'Blow up Degsy' doll Are you putting your name down for a pre-sale model?
Money back guarantee if ladies are NOT SATISFIED |
Do they deliver with repair materials? Long nails and blow up dolls don't really go together!
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ALI BIN TABNAB
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| Edith wrote: |
Do they deliver with repair materials? Long nails and blow up dolls don't really go together! |
Long nails? Just use panel pins instead Edith
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ALI BIN TABNAB
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On second thoughts Edith, if your new 'Blow up Degsy' is gonna get some heavy use it may be worthwhile considering a small cash outlay on one of those Puncture Repair Kits. You can get them in any bicycle stockists, and don't tell me there's none of those in Holland because the last time I was in Amsterdam there were thousands of bicycles around. More bikes than cars and trams infact...and that's not including the 'Bikes' behind the windows in the red-lght district 
Yes Edith, a puncture repair kit could prove a wise investment, ensuring your 'Blow up Degsy' is never in a bad state of condition to ever say 'No'
He he, speaking of bikes...it reminded me of me gigolo days back in the 80's.  A saw this girl in a night-club, standing on her own next to the bar. Gorgeous she was, with the most curvacious bum and lush pair of exocets that I'd ever clapped eyes on. After about 3 seconds of deliberation I tootled over and introduced myself. I then learned that she was on her own after her friend had gone home with a bloke she'd just met. Well, after a few drinks, plenty of eye contact and even her brushing against my groin, I threw caution to the wind and dropped in a litlle proposal for her to chew over.
I said to her 'How's about me and you going back to my pad for a coffee and a bit of HOWS YER FATHER'?
She replied 'Well coffee sounds nice Tabnab, but I can't do the other as I'm on my cycle'
To which I swiftly replied...'Don't worry about that pet, I'll follow behind yer in the Taxi'
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Willemina
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| ALI BIN TABNAB wrote: |
He he, speaking of bikes...it reminded me of me gigolo days back in the 80's. A saw this girl in a night-club, standing on her own next to the bar. Gorgeous she was, with the most curvacious bum and lush pair of exocets that I'd ever clapped eyes on. After about 3 seconds of deliberation I tootled over and introduced myself. I then learned that she was on her own after her friend had gone home with a bloke she'd just met. Well, after a few drinks, plenty of eye contact and even her brushing against my groin, I threw caution to the wind and dropped in a litlle proposal for her to chew over.
I said to her 'How's about me and you going back to my pad for a coffee and a bit of HOWS YER FATHER'?
She replied 'Well coffee sounds nice Tabnab, but I can't do the other as I'm on my cycle'
To which I swiftly replied...'Don't worry about that pet, I'll follow behind yer in the Taxi' |
that had me laughing my head off Tabsy .
I also laughed about the Degsy Blow Up Doll because we had the same discussion on chats with WWW fans a few times and they all seems to want a blow up "Marti" doll for some strange reason. The discussion were the Valve should be to blow him up was quite interesting . Of course I didn't say anything because I am to sensible (if you believe that you'll believe anything ) I wouldn't want a blow up Marti anyway because he's not my favorit Wet ....but I would love to.....right I better not go there .
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Edith
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| ALI BIN TABNAB wrote: | On second thoughts Edith, if your new 'Blow up Degsy' is gonna get some heavy use it may be worthwhile considering a small cash outlay on one of those Puncture Repair Kits. You can get them in any bicycle stockists, and don't tell me there's none of those in Holland because the last time I was in Amsterdam there were thousands of bicycles around. More bikes than cars and trams infact...and that's not including the 'Bikes' behind the windows in the red-lght district
Yes Edith, a puncture repair kit could prove a wise investment, ensuring your 'Blow up Degsy' is never in a bad state of condition to ever say 'No' |
Yes, plenty of repair kits in the stores here! But not in flesh colour! My blow up Degsy will look very funny with those black patches on him!
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He he, speaking of bikes...it reminded me of me gigolo days back in the 80's. |
Now that's some interesting news there, Tabsy! You, a gigolo!
And past-tense? I guess you weren´t allowed anymore after you were married?
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ALI BIN TABNAB
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Well Edith, after I met the wife I had no inclination to look elsewhere. Funnily enough, I still feel exactly the same way seven years on.
Being happily married seems to be a rarity these days. I feel very lucky to have what I have in life.
From corny Tabsy
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Edith
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aaaaw! That sounds very sweet, Tabsy!
I agree, it's a rarity to be happily married nowadays. Seems like nobody wants to really fight for a relationship and gets divorced just like that.
Since I've met my hubby 6 years ago, my love for him only grew deeper. We both are fighters and that will help us struggle through many things in life without losing our love for each other.
We must be the fortunate few eh?
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Loretta
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| ALI BIN TABNAB wrote: | Well Edith, after I met the wife I had no inclination to look elsewhere. Funnily enough, I still feel exactly the same way seven years on.
Being happily married seems to be a rarity these days. I feel very lucky to have what I have in life.
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Ahhhhhhhhh thats nice I love stories like that.
Very rare indeed. lucky man.
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ALI BIN TABNAB
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Hi Loretta,
Have you been to see the 3 stooges at Tussaud's yet then
Also, how's the job going?
Ash
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Loretta
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Did ya have a good time Tab?... 
The job is fine thanks hun, I am enjoying not workin weekends an bank hols .. though I am here till half seven every night , its good, perfect job for me .. talkin to people all over the country on the phone all day...
Love it
Thankyou for askin xxxxx
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happycat30
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Tabby..... you got me rolling on the floor...... great !!!
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ALI BIN TABNAB
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Hiya Kerstin
Aye, there's nothing wrong with a bit of light-hearted fun. All in the best possible taste of course.
Not long now before your trip to Glasgow eh...have a nice time.
Tabnab
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