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Genius!If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95, with HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50, £1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5, but if you bought £1000 worth of Tennents Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214.
So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle.
J
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FUNFOXYLADY007
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Nice one
I'll drink to that!
Fun
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ALI BIN TABNAB
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Wot, at 6 in the mornin' 
Worra plonkee 
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Re: Genius! | admin wrote: | If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95, with HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50, £1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5, but if you bought £1000 worth of Tennents Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214.
So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle.
J |
1000 squid worth of empty aluminium beer cans gets 214 squid at the scrappies?!!! GIVE ME THEIR ADDRESS if the pay SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much for aluminium, Pretty Please!
However, that said, I will yield to you ascertions regarding share values in the financial sector. This credit crunch IS nonsense ... if you've a modicum of sense, you'd invest in shares in Leonard Cohen's publishing company ... after all, as all the great and good, the rich and shameless reach for the rusty razor blades they'll want some inspiration to take them over the edge ... (add to that whoever publishes any of SM's material post- "Sparkle In The Rain" ... that's REALLY depressing shite!)
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