Achmed yin McRingsting
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HELLO!!!Great to be here at last!
Great job Tabnab
Good to see auld 'Dan Yer Man' & the 'Quiet Man' doin' so well!
Looking forward to the craic, curry tales & assiociated shinanigans!
& of course 4GM's music
Roll on Dec 28th Glasgae....Cafe India, anyone?...HIC
McRingsting
A 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was badly broken anyway. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire exactly where the heart would be on a woman.
The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left breast."
Later that night Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
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Jean Genie
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I think I recognise this young man from Embra!!
Hope you are soon posting some seriously funny jokes here..
JG xx
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Jean Genie
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I guess there's plenty more where that came from.....!!!!
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ALI BIN TABNAB
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Welcome McRingsting !!
I take it you are a curry poucher too, dabbling in the finest Injun quizeen money can buy. Cafe India it is, will that be on Suckey-All Street in Glesgae then ? If so, then I'll be there for a nosh, and a curry anarl...he he.
Hey, a might even pick yer up on the way ti Glesgae kidda. Nee one liners mind, a dinnat wanna wrap me car aroond the central reservayshun, nudge nudge
Tabnab
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Jean Genie
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Is this a post gig curry??
I don't think 4GM need a wind section that night..
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ALI BIN TABNAB
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Re: HELLO!!! | Achmed yin McRingsting wrote: | Great to be here at last!
Great job Tabnab
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Cheers Kidda !
Will the Cannuck Queen be joining us in December ?
Give her me regards eh.
Jeanie, what a prospect that would be eh, a wind section
Could The Arches withstand it ?
Atleast the Swedish Posse wouldn't have to muck about catching their return flights.......we could blow them back across....he he
Tabnab
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Jean Genie
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Don't worry, the Swedish posse are staying in Glasgow that night.. the worrying thing is that we are not too far away from the Arches at our hotel, so the curry option might be better left till after the gig..
Achmed.. It would be great if your other half could make it to the gig. It's about time I caught up with her.. Send her my love too, won't you??
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Achmed yin McRingsting
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Tabnab & JG
I'll send me lass yer kind regards
She should be up for the gig, she quite likes the auld SM/BC stuff, so I'll chin her aboot it & get back tae yiz OK
Achmed could dae wi a nice wee 'HOT' ceylonese number as some kindae detox tae clear me oot so tae speak, mind ye, I'll have tae look oot the noddy suit & divers helmet tae deal wi the aftermath!!!
No been in Cafe India fur a long, long time...looking forward tae it
"STAY BELOW, STAY BELOW, STAY BELOW, TEMPERATURE DROP"
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Jean Genie
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BG??
who mentioned the BeeGees??
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Willemina
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| Achmed yin McRingsting wrote: |
No been in Cafe India fur a long, long time...looking forward tae it
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Hi,
Me and my Dutch friends have been to cafe India a few times ourselves and always loved eating there. Last time was in 2004 and believe me its not what it was anymore Us Dutch clan were really dissapointed last time we eat there. The food was ok but the service was just terrible and the place could use some paint and be up graded. When I went to the toilet some of them were just dirty and there were lots of things broken.
its such a shame because we always had a great time there and the service has always been really really brilliant....untill now that is.
I have found this...people reviewing their meal at Cafe India...
have a look yourselves:
http://www.glasgowdining.co.uk/review.php?rid=30
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Achmed yin McRingsting
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The Taj Mahal in Greenock is worth a wee visit, but a bit far to travel, why don't we give CI another try, as long as the foods good most people will probably put up with the service being a bit iffy!
What do you think guys?
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Jean Genie
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I can live with Cafe India, providing the company's good..
Achmed, are we talking post gig here, or before we get to the Arches??
We could do with sorting out some kind of plan for meet up etc.
We have arranged to meet up at the Sir John Moore, so it might be helpful to do Cafe India for the post gig curry, if that's ok with you.. but I will leave it in your (and Tabnab's) more than capable hands..
JG xx
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Achmed yin McRingsting
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Yeah, that would be excellent...I'll be speaking to Tab in the next few days or so to see how the Monument site is coming along
I would suggest a pre gig nosh/bender, as we could make a day of it ,yeah?
Can we have a show of hands (or 'honds' if yer fae Glasgae!)
Roll on 28/12/2006
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ALI BIN TABNAB
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Aye Achmed, it wint be lang afore the gigs here. But ow, not jist the gig....there's the ruby, the nectar, the chinwag, and kippin' at the Jury's.........the car park that is, in tha back seat o' me Morris Oxford complete with full body kit and recaro seats....he he
Roll on indeed.................
Ali Bin Tabnab
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Achmed yin McRingsting
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Hey Tabnabbers!
Did ye ever get that nice wee janspeed chrome fellae for yer exhaust mate?
Just Imagine drivin' roond Buchanan street multi car park wi the windae's doon givin' the auld 81,82,83,84 at full tilt eh sunna!
We'd have tae beat them aff wi a 10ft shitty stick eh!!!
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ALI BIN TABNAB
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Ya tellin' me kidda, the Mozzy-Oxy comes complete wi' genuine bodge and tow rope as standard
Mind you, a did try hoyin a chrome fat-pipe on the end o' the exhaust but it didn't want ti play. It rattles like a bag o' hammers anyhow. I knew a shouldna hoyd that primera back-box on it...but when yer pally wi' the calsonic delivery bloke yer prefer ti give a back hander as opposed to toddling off titha main dealer, nudge nudge
How's the PTC runnin' kidda ?
Still got her ?
Later, Tabnab
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Achmed yin McRingsting
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Yup, she's runnin' fine sunna, except as a were openin' the boot me badge sprung aff & decided tae crack the neighbours astra windae!!!!!!
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Jean Genie
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Sounds like a plot for an insurance ad, Achmed..
Give me a shout if you're going to the Alarm gig in Edinburgh on 25 November. It'll be good to meet up with you..
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