Will
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RetrofestivalFrom remembertheeighties.com
"THE HUMAN LEAGUE, BANANARAMA, ABC, TONY HADLEY, HOWARD JONES, JIMMY SOMERVILLE, KAJAGOOGOO, THE BLOCKHEADS, and GO WEST are just a few of the reasons that RememberTheEighties.com has become an OFFICIAL MEDIA PARTNER to the forthcoming RetroFest Festival in Scotland... and that's just the line-up for the first night! The full line-up for the second night is yet to be finalised but already includes HUE & CRY, HAZEL O'CONNOR, THE SILENCERS, THE BEAT, FOUR GOOD MEN, CUTTING CREW and KID CREOLE AND THE COCONUTS! Much, much more about RetroFest over the next few weeks including the chance to win VIP TICKETS and put your questions to the bands and artists on the bill!"
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dforbes
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Hoorah. I've got a lot of old mates there bejabbers. It'll be great to meet up with Cloth Eyes again.
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FUNFOXYLADY007
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HERE Victor
Here are you talking Kid CREOLE he's about the same age as you eh!
Here it's no long till yer birthday again HOW TIME FLIES EH!
Take care and nae mair biting for you ma lad
Fun
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Knuffa
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OI!! A retrofestival? Thats SO unswedish...it's just brilliant!!
This sounds really fantastic! I want to go! I need to go!
/Cat
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The Swede
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Huffa, talk to the old man then maybe we can sort something out
But maybe hes a little bit down because of Liverpool right now
//Patrik
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Knuffa
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Naah...Mags is just a lil bit depressed Patbat. He's pulling his hairs out one by one and crying his heart out screaming something about idiot german referees!
About the retrofestival. We were talking about it just before he started pulling his hair ...it would be wonderful if we could go there as a complete bunch: "TheFourGoodSwedes!
The first weekend in september and £75/ticket (Thats the fee for a 2-day-ticket). Guess its about time we start putting coins in our piggy banks !
Let's go to Scotland!
/Cat
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Mag_Gothenburg
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This sounds like real fun. It would be fun to see everybody again. But I have less hair after pulling the hair off after tonights game.
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The Swede
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Haha, i will go just for the reason to see Maggie bald (is that called a Brazilian waxed??)
£75 to watch some coconuts? Hope its Florrys and FFL´s then
//Patty
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Mag_Gothenburg
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FFS Patty, I didn't pull that (Brazilian waxing) hair off...
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Knuffa
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Well Patbrat...i dunno about the coconuts, the only nuts i get to see are attached to something completely different!
And as for the brazilian....hrmpff!! Thats PAINFUL! Magnus and his hairs are just..well..its a mental thing and doesn't hurt at all! I'll give you one thing though...the brazilian vs the bald head?? He really need to sort out his priorities
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dforbes
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You lovely Swedish people, and Danish of course, and all other Scandinavian sons and daughters of Odin. Great idea. Please come to Retrofest, you can sleep in James's room..
My lovely wife is off to Sweden,(Goteborg), on Monday for 3 weeks. She is working on a big Swedish film about the Trilogy of Arn. Very exciting stuff. Where to go in Gothrnburg??? I wonder???
Away back to your Smorgasbord. Hail Odin
Ragnar
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Mag_Gothenburg
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That's great Derek! Sweden is proud to host your wife for three weeks, working on the most expensive film project in Scandinavian history.
We'll figure something out. There is lots and lots of things to do. We'll get back with more info.
The retrofest sounds great! It's a must for us Fourgoodswedes to go. One hell of a line-up you've got there...
Vote for Fourgoodswedes to go to Scotland!
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FUNFOXYLADY007
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Hi Guys
You MUST make it over for Retrofest wouldn't be a party without ya
I VOTE YOU MUST ALL COME OVER
So get saving
Patrik the coconuts are always ready for inspection
Fun
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
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Knuffa
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Derek~The Arn trilogy? Really? That's wonderful! Almost any swede would kill to be a part of that project! There are of course lots of things to do in Gothenburg. Mags and I would be more than happy to take your wife out on a sightseeing!! Just say when... The only place NOT to go is a restaurant/night club called "Palace" aka "Jurrasic Park". Why Jurrasic Park? Take a wild guess!
FFL~I vote for us to go too!!! How could we not be going? I promise to leave the spunk and whips at home though...guess stuff like that is not appropriate at ALL times, huh?! Though...maybe we would invent a new drink...some spunk with a twist of coconuts mixed with whipped cream?
///Cat
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The Swede
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Okey okey okey....
One vote is enought for me, especially if it comes from FFL!
I will be there, can someone just tell me when i will be there?????
So FFL, maybe its worth thoose £75 to have a look at The Coconuts?
BUT, do you think you can get me a better price if you got the chance to have a good look at Bananarama?
Hey Huffa, you forget about me, i have no problems to be a part of that sightseeing
And by the way, Palace is a fantastic place for men like me, Magnus, Tabby, Will, Derek, Danish etc
After a few drinks its called "The Fantastic Park"
And dont worry FFL, I PROMISE to bring the whip and the spunk
Yours sincerly Patrik
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ALI BIN TABNAB
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| The Swede wrote: |
And by the way, Palace is a fantastic place for men like me, Magnus, Tabby, Will, Derek, Danish etc
After a few drinks its called "The Fantastic Park" |
Well I'm intrigued now. Maybe I'll have to visit this place and get me eyes opened Patrik. You'll have to send me a PM and let me know the script.
Is it a strip joint or something, a place where girlies lob their tits oot at the drop of a hat, or maybe a few coins. If so, then I'll have to pass on that one, as I'm a good clean living country boy, with a good clean living country girl who'll have my balls on the table if I so much as think about paying a visit.
Tabnab - now off to read his 'Readers Digest' with a cup of douwe and egberts...
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The Swede
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Keep the money in your wallet Tab, you will make it anyway
So the coconut business is almost cleard....
Then i only have one condition left before i start my trip to Ayr.
Derek do you dare to play Ryder Cup against me and Magnus then?
I have been to Ayr before and i know there is plenty of good golf courses around!!
Scotland VS Sweden
Pick a good friend and pick the course as well if you want!!
Do you dare?
//Pat Parnevik
http://www.retrofest.co.uk/home.php
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Knuffa
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| ALI BIN TABNAB wrote: |
Well I'm intrigued now. Maybe I'll have to visit this place and get me eyes opened Patrik. You'll have to send me a PM and let me know the script.
Is it a strip joint or something, a place where girlies lob their tits oot at the drop of a hat, or maybe a few coins. If so, then I'll have to pass on that one, as I'm a good clean living country boy, with a good clean living country girl who'll have my balls on the table if I so much as think about paying a visit.
Tabnab - now off to read his 'Readers Digest' with a cup of douwe and egberts...  |
Oh Tabster...The women at the "Jurassic Park" are not only showing their titties to anyone who wants to see..they're more like swinging them around! The swinging talent is more or less their more eminent one and is actually practiced several times a night.
Another distinguishing feature of the "Jurassic Park" is the high age of the women and the opposite when it comes to men (maybe boys is a more appropriate term to use here ).
But...Pattybrat said it: After a few beers it's the most perfect place! It's the same thing with wineboxes, in Sweden we call those beautyboxes; the more you have, the better you look! And when you've just about overdone it, the whole world is, all of a sudden, full of great looking people who are all super nice and available!!
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Mag_Gothenburg
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Fore Patty! I'm in for the golfing... Beware of the Swedes... When do we tee off Derek?
Darn this my 100th post here.... cheers, I'll go for a nice whisky... Bowmore I think! CHEERS folks!
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The Swede
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[quote="Knuffa"] | ALI BIN TABNAB wrote: |
Oh Tabster...The women at the "Jurassic Park" are not only showing their titties to anyone who wants to see..they're more like swinging them around! The swinging talent is more or less their more eminent one and is actually practiced several times a night.
Another distinguishing feature of the "Jurassic Park" is the high age of the women and the opposite when it comes to men (maybe boys is a more appropriate term to use here ).
But...Pattybrat said it: After a few beers it's the most perfect place! It's the same thing with wineboxes, in Sweden we call those beatyboxes; the more you have, the better you look! And when you've just about overdone it, the whole world is, all of a sudden, full och great looking people who are all super nice and available!!  |
Tabby, i told you The Fantastic Park! But leave your wife home
Bring us some drinks and let the game begin
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Mag_Gothenburg
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Patty... you'd better hurry before they're extinct....
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Mag_Gothenburg
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Spoke to Danish yesterday and he's in for it as well. Looks like all four of the Four Good Swedes might be coming to Scotland in September then.
Parteeeee
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FUNFOXYLADY007
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Hi Four Good Swedes
So Glad your going to make the trip over
I've no much hope on the golf tho rem the Footie match Aye the wan he crapped out of all AYR no BITE
Anyway I have another 2 new girls joining the ever growing Retro Crew I'm hoping to be staying in Ayr so I don't need to stay sober to drive
Let the party begin
PS PATRIK HUN PLZ BRING THE SPUNK AND WHIP NOT A PARTY WITHOUT IT
Big Kisses to you all
FUN
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Mag_Gothenburg
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Welif not a "Ryder cup" then a footie match must take place... Now is your chance Derek... Golf? Football? What will it be?
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The Swede
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I´m warming up a little bit tonight before the retrofestival.
Tonight The Mission are playing here in Stockholm.
Magnus, it seems like the silence from Derek says it all!
Sweden 1
Scotland 0
Take care!
//Wayne Hussey (The real king of darkness)
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FUNFOXYLADY007
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Hi Swede
Have fun at the Mission I loved them when there were about do the Eskimos (groupies) still follow them I wonder
If you know what I mean they were a scary bunch I know they followed them all over the world
Enjoy
Fun
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dforbes
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Scotland calling...
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The Swede
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Its a bad line but i think we can hear you...
What do you want Scotland....?
The Swedes are ready, are you??
//Pat Parnevik
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dforbes
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Aye Ready
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Jean Genie
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Are day tickets available for this event?? The family may be able to come up to Ayr for the weekend, but we'll only know nearer the time..
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Loretta
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Great news the Swedes are coming.....................
See you there
Loretta xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Knuffa
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| Loretta wrote: | Great news the Swedes are coming.....................
See you there
Loretta xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  |
I'll try not to forget the heels at home this time luv!!
See you!!!
///Cat
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Mag_Gothenburg
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So where will everybody stay? What hotel are we tearing apart and spanking the hell out of?
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admin
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Tangerine Fields is the official campsite of Retrofest. Just 5 minutes walk from the main festival arena The Tangerine Field has a peaceful woodland setting within the Culzean Country Park and offers the perfect opportunity to enjoy a hassle free weekend of eighties nostalgia.
Through our website you can book your tent ahead, leaving the usual camping struggles behind. Just turn up at the event and our team of Tangerine Fields staff will have a tent ready for you filled with all the cosy kit you need for a good nights sleep.
We're happy to sort out the camp for you or a group of friends before you arrive and we take it back down when the event is over.
Or if you find pitching your own tent is all part of the festival fun then you can book yourself a space in our campsite for the weekend.
Simple.
For further information, bookings and enquiries visit
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Mag_Gothenburg
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Holy Moly Mr. admin... thanks for the info.
Derek, what do you say? Are you in on the "Ryder cup" thing? That'd nice battle of the north. What say you?
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The Swede
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A good question Magnus!
In or out Mr Forbes?
We need to know which day the game will take place, so we can start arrange the trip..
I will not go for a tent, or what do you say Florry?
//Patrik
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Mag_Gothenburg
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Yes, clubs or no clubs... that's the question.
A nice drive, a five iron and a put... nice birdie Patrik....
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The Swede
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In Stockholm we call it an Eagle Magnus...
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Jean Genie
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No signs of an albatross then??
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dforbes
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FAFAN
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Knuffa
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In Catland we call it hole-in-one fellas!!
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FUNFOXYLADY007
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Hey Boys
I told you afore Del Boy is hopeless with his balls that's why he's a CHICKEN
ALL LEGS AND NO GIBLETS
FUN
MORE BALLS PLEASE
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FUNFOXYLADY007
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Hey Mags
We could stay in Ayr town centre and stay in Ramada Jarvis it has a swimming pool so we could see all the boys in their tight speedos eh girls and book taxis to take us to the gig
Hotel is near the seafront for a romantic walk and a good fish n chip shop near by (Wellingtons)
Have a great day
Fun
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ALI BIN TABNAB
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ADVANTAGE - FUN FOXY LADY
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FUNFOXYLADY007
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Hi Tabby
Just sorting Loretta's bus trip for June got her a good deal I think
I hope you are well and looking forward to our meet up
Fun
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The Swede
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| dforbes wrote: | FAFAN
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FAFAN?
In Sweden we said "Va faan"!
And thats exactly the word i need to say now Mr. Forbes!
On Tee or of Tee Derek?
It cant be that fun to hear all the Ladies here call you a chicken, orrrr??
//Patrik
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Jean Genie
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Not all the ladies.. I'm staying out of this one
(Call me a chicken!!)
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dforbes
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What do you want from me? Blood?
the frozen chicken
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Mag_Gothenburg
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| dforbes wrote: | What do you want from me? Blood?
the frozen chicken  |
Whatever it takes Derek, whatever it takes!
Patrik, you're sure it's called an Eagle? It's not A Flock of Seagulls?
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FUNFOXYLADY007
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HA HA
Now I'll pay good money to see that blood from a stone right enough
CHICKEN FEED
Fun
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dforbes
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Funfunkychicken indeed
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The Swede
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Ok Derek, i give up!!!! (Chicken MaCnugget)
Magnus, no golf then, or do you wanna play??
That means that we can go Saturday-Monday, or Friday-Monday, what do you say?
//Swe - Scotland 1-0 (Finished)
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dforbes
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Hold the front page Sweden. I will contact Mr. Smiley for a British golf coalition. We may just kick you in the Smorgasbord at the golfing.
Va faan
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The Swede
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STOP THE PRESS....
Hahaha, i like what i read Mr
Mr Smiley is more than welcome to the game!
I bet he hits the ball as hard as he hits the drumms on Someone Somewhere
BUT, i dont belive you until you AND Smiley has confirmed this challenge!!
SO...
Sweden - UK ½ - 0 (still open...)
Hurry up guys, its running out of time
//Patrik
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Mag_Gothenburg
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Sounds perfect to me!
This will be great fun! Swing and a miss...
What course will be the host for this superb round of golf?
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FUNFOXYLADY007
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Sounds like the putting is on
Anyone need a good caddy
or I can meet you all at the 19th hole
Fun spicy chicken
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Knuffa
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| FUNFOXYLADY007 wrote: | Sounds like the putting is on
Anyone need a good caddy
or I can meet you all at the 19th hole
Fun spicy chicken
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Oh yes! I'll keep you company at the 19th then!!!
I bet we'll manage to make a few hole-in-ones before the golfing party joins us!
///Cat
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dforbes
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enough talk of holes you'll get James all excited...again.
Smiley is in France on the day before the gig, so I may need another
golfing partner,
leave it with me. Rehearsals may get in the way, but we will work round
them.
FunDixieChicken stay away from the Bacardi Breezers
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FUNFOXYLADY007
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Cat
I'll meet ya at the 19th we'll have better shots than all of them apples my fav
Bring on the bacardi's
Aye Del still waiting on the wans you owe me so you can sort that right at Knockhill or I'll run you ower with ma tricycle TRING TRING!
Anytime any place anywhere that's BACARDI (In fact I'm having one now CHEERS)
FUN
NAE CHICKEN LEGS HERE!
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ALI BIN TABNAB
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| FUNFOXYLADY007 wrote: | Cat
I'll meet ya at the 19th
FUN
NAE CHICKEN LEGS HERE!
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Eh? a thowt there were only 18 holes on the course. Where's the other one then...he he?
Mebeez wi could hev a wee game o' footy anarl eh, a love a kick aboot me
TABNABDINHO
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Loretta
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I will see you all in the bar
What do you say Patty baby?
Loretta xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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FUNFOXYLADY007
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Ere Tabsy
Depends what your kicking I loved kick tha can
Anyway the girls will gee ya a good rumble at Knock about hill
See ya soon PET
Loretta you are a a naughty girl (bring the whip Patty she needs controlling )
Fun
DOING THE FUNKY CHICKEN
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The Swede
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Girls Girls Girls...
I´m looking forward to this!
Both to the golf match, (BUT... Derek has not confirmed this yet), but after what i read, maybe even more to the 19th hole....
The Swedes are till waiting for a date for the Golf match from Derek, we cant book our flight tickets untill we know if Mr Forbes dare or not.
FFL, did John Wayne ever leave the bar without his gun????
Of course i will bring the whip, and of course Florry will be ware of the whip...
//Patrik
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Mag_Gothenburg
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Yups, we need to book our flights and hotel rooms ASAP... just waiting for a day for the golfing...
Are you ready Patrik Parnevik?
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FUNFOXYLADY007
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Well guys
I wouldn't hang about on the accommodation or you'll be staying in Glasgow it's all starting to fill up mind there will be 10,000 people both days
We could always have a sandcastle comp at the bunkers eh girls
Circles in the Sand
Fun
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Knuffa
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Yo-hoo Sandra!!
Since the boys have their minds filled with golfing and not accommodation...where's everyone staying? Tomorrow is a holiday in Sweden (independence day) and so TheFourGoodSwedes ought to have plenty of time making all the reservations they need!!
Ba-bye for now!!
XXX///Cat
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FUNFOXYLADY007
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Hiya Cat
I should be on here tomorrow or get on your my space and we can start the accomodation hunt
I found 1 place in Ayr just outside the town but if were on tomorrow we can check even if were in the B&B near to each other
Have a great day off
Fun
With my bucket and spade and hand granade ready
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Will
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would like accommo also,let me know if you can what you can find
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FUNFOXYLADY007
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Hi Will
Will do
I think this wil be a PARTY
Fun
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Knuffa
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Seems we might not be able to join you guys! Mags and I are planning on moving to Stockholm ...in a year or so...we thought. But now, all of a sudden Mags is running around, attending to job interviews allover in Stockholm. It's really great , but that also means we have to start looking for a new home, which means we'll have to use all of our weekends this fall, looking at houses and apartments (Stockholm is 50 kilometers from Gothenburg). We'll try our best to find one quick and hopefully we'll be able to spend those days in September in Scotland. But this far...seems like we're stuck in ol' Sweden.
Oh well, we'll see...nothing is set yet. But I'm not counting on finding the two of us in front of that stage, headbanging, drinking beer and listening live to those lovely fourgoodmen!!
Cheerio for now!
///Cat
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AFARR
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Hi Cat
You missed a fantastic weekend chuck! Hope to see you again at Christmas (believe there is a Xmas gig being planned - watch this space!)
Hope you and Mags are OK and the moving plans are going well? We must chat again soon!
love Andrea x
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