Jean Genie
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The Onion And The Christmas TreeTHE ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE
The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions." "Onions" says the son. "Yes", says his father. "You see them, and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, "Mum, how many types of "willies" are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers. "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20s, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" asks the daughter. "Yes dear" replied the mother. "Dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."
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