Water v Wine

AFARR · Water v Wine

Here's the excuse you've been looking for!!

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichiacoli, (E. coli) bacteria found in faeces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do NOT
run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh*t.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service! Laughing

Edith

Just plain brilliant, Andrea!!!

billy

another case against water,
since the dawn of time there is a finite supply of water, so the water we haxe now has always been around for millions of years, just recyled, therefore we are also drinking dinosaur urine Shocked

we just pass the water around Very Happy

ALI BIN TABNAB

Well that's funny Billy, cos that lager they served up in the Seb Coe Suite could well have been grade A Dinosaur pittle Shocked

And the least said about your Boddingtons the better.
Al tek the dog n' duck anyday...

Wink

Dakota

ALI BIN TABNAB

The Dog N' Duck is a typical english style country pub Dakota.
You're almost guaranteed a good pint of beer in these establishments.
Unfortunately the beers we had in the Seb Coe Suite didn't cut the mustard. Maybe we just landed at the wrong time eh.
Mind you, the free nuts and crisps went doon a treat Razz

Cheers.

billy

Dakota