FUNFOXYLADY007
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Who's all meeting in The Crown South ShieldsHi All 
I'll be there with my two friends Angie and Linda (not forgeting the lovely Jean Genie )
See you there
Love 
Fun
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Jean Genie
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The lovely Jean Genie?? Aww bless your heart!! Hopefully we will be joined by the equally lovely Nikki, PeteW and Sheila (not Sweels, although it would be great to see that person also!!) 
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nikki
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Yep, we'll be there!
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ALI BIN TABNAB
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Hey Fun, if you're gannin' then count me in. Play yer cards reet and al let yer get yer gob roond me bombay potatoes 
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FUNFOXYLADY007
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Hi TabNab
How can a girl refuse a chat up line like that 
If I can hae' your tatties do you want a piece of my NAN 
See ya there
Mine's a bacardi and lemonade go easy on the ice
Love
fun
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ALI BIN TABNAB
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Evenin' Fun,
Mebeez al give yer NAN a miss eh, a prefer me ladies a bit younger
Hey, ya havvint lived if ya aint tasted me Bombay Chetties pet !
Hey, tasty's not the word, they're fookin' orgasmic !!!!
When ya Kurma long to South Shields al hev a LARGE one ready for ya......Bacardi and Lemonade for Foxy....wirra tad Ice.
Watch ye dinnae hev too many though, am a reet good looker mind and ya might just end up a poppin' one o' me chetties in ya gob after all.
THE EARTH WILL MOVE.......OH YES !!!!   
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FUNFOXYLADY007
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Evening TabNab
I'm looking forward to your drink but your tatties might be a bit auld and stale for me mate
When I've had a few bacardi's everthing is beautiful lol
The only thing making my earth move is seeing the boys on stage doing their thing
See you there what's your nectar
Love
Fun
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Adam
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Cant make it, holiday was booked yonks ago. Ballcocks. 
Venue looks great.
Everyone have a blast.
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Gareth
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Big Tam might have one of your chetties Tabnab!!1 Where is he anyway. Haven't seen a post for weeks.
Gareth
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Loretta
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See you all there..
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Tom Bombadil
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Whoah ba dicky doo !!! I'll be there with knobs on. Knobs o' butter that is ..on me nan bread.
Tom Bombadil
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ALI BIN TABNAB
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Whoa ba dicky doo Lord Bombadil,
Haway man, only pussies hev butter on naan breeds. What ya want is a good dose o' chilli oil slapped on it. He he, ya arse'll be like a blood orange come the morn
Anyways, not lang now for the gig. Av got me beard trimmed and me turban laundered for the big neet. The limo's droppin' iz off at the Amphitheatre with me six wives in tow. If any of ye catches a wiff o' Vindaloo then that'll be me, not cos' I'll be eatin' it mind you.....it'll be what av just dropped oot me arse from tea-time ! Az got terrible flatulence unfortunately.
Does anyone out there fancy a waiters job ? Av just sacked young Abdul for porkin' me daughter behind me back, bastit !!
By eck, am owed 3 beverages off the nice peeps on this forum, al be fookin' wankered by 7 bells !!! Aye, am not owa clever with the ale me, mind you....it normally tastes better when it costs nowt. The last time a got drunk was March 18th 1984, remember it well. Was on our Mohammeds stag do in Shields and me wives were on the hen night in Blackpool the same neet. Well a staggered home and jumped inta bed forgettin' my Jacinda's mother was lookin' after our house and was already in our bed. I nearly shat Mars Bars when a clocked her ugly mush on the pillow next to uz Fookin' jeeeeezurs !!!!
Well a woz outa that bed like shitoffastick !!!
Don't get me wrong peeps, she's a lovely kind-hearted woman but I wouldn't shag her with a knotty prop !!!!
Anyways, must dash folks, see yiz all next Satda........
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Loretta
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LMAO
I needed that after the day I have had at work!!
Cheer's Tab u nutta
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FUNFOXYLADY007
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Tab Nab
ILMAO even I'm speechless lol
Looking forward to the the round up at The Crown
Sorry Adam you can't make it but we'll all have a drink for ye
Love
Fun
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ALI BIN TABNAB
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Cheers me two lovelies, he he....that's 8 av got noo
Dinnat worry, am only yankin' yer chain
Aye, al be gerrin' rounded up allreet.......off the local gissies. They had me in the back o' their van a couple o' weeks back. Attempted food poisonin' they said. They telt me if I didn't shut me gob ad gerra truncheon thrust up me back eye
I said 'Huh, just try it bluebell.......av just necked a Vindaloo so you'll end up being the brickwork while owld Tabnab does a spot o' pebble dashin' !!!!!
Eeee eh, am gonna have to stop all this disgusting toilet humour me, al get me'sel a bad name, if I haven't already
I was in the New Crown last night as it happens folks. Aye, it were singles night and owld Tabnab stumbled in by accident [ahem] Hey, al not lie........within ten minutes a was sittin' there with two young dolly birds.......al kid yer not
Am sittin' there like Rockafella with a fat cigar in me gob. I had a blonde on one knee with the biggest pair o' titties you've ever seen and a brunette on the other knee with the most hairiest plot on gods earth..........and a thought to me'self............bloody nora............if the missus could see me now.........................
SHE THINKS AV PACKED IN SMOKIN'
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ALI BIN TABNAB
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Loretta : Hope it wasn't too bad at work pet, atleast it's the weekend now eh, don't tell me you're working that anarl Get yer feet up pretty one.
Fun : You were speechless eh ? Al have to knock it on the head eh All this spicy food makes me tiny mind run riot....he he.....now, where did a put that lettuce ??
What did you's think of the four live songs then ?
Not bad eh ?
Starman's my fave.
If Derek's readin' this.........
Can ya confirm the band line-up for next Saturday squire.
Also, any give aways on the set list ?????
Thanks, Tabnab
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d forbes
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Hi Tabnab,
we have yours truly on bass, Ian on vocals, Jane on vocals, Bruce on guitar, Mick on keyboards, Smiley on drums, Carrie on pipes. We have rehearsals on Thursday night in Maryhill with our Mystery guitarist, who will be playing The Big Weekend in Galashiels, as our Brucey is off supporting the Who with his old band The Casbah Club. When we booked the gig, Bruce could have made it from Hyde Park to the 4GM gig, because of the time slot they had. Unfortunately, the time slot was moved to later on in the day, so Bruce had no chance of making it to Galashiels on time. Bruce was delighted with his replacement, and really rates this guy. He is from another Huge Scottish band, who are personal friends of mine personally in the personal sense. Personally I think they are s
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Jean Genie
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Getting very personal in your last sentence there... just my own personal opinion, personally..
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Loretta
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Tabnab.. Starman is my fave too you were very kind indeed to do that .. hope the weather is like this next week, it's abit gorgeous here in Manchester..
Looking forward to seeing everyone, and the band will be a bonus too!
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Loretta
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Derek, how personal are we talking here?
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ALI BIN TABNAB
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Thanks for that.
Looking forward to the gig even more as it approaches.
It's Saturday 13:05 and quite hot and sunny here in Gods Country, hoping for very much the same next Saturday.
Loretta ; No probs, glad you liked it. There may be something else in the offing after the Shields gig.
Ta ta
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Loretta
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As long as it's not a coupla onion bhaji's am not arsed!
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d forbes
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You know me Loretta,
I'm a kind of personable Personality in the most personal sense of a person..thanks
Derek
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nikki
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Well the weather in Shields is fabulous...... Hope next week is more of the same!!! There was a write up in the Shields Gazette yesterday re the Summer Festival. Piccie of 4GM followed by:
"Next Saturday its the turn of Four Good Men, a Scottish band whose members have between them sold 40 million records. The line-up features Derek Forbes and Mick McNeil from Simple Minds, Bruce Watson from Big Country and Ian Donaldson from H2O.
In their previous groups they've had almost 60 top 40 singles and 20 top 10 albums - including eight number ones. Now they have come together as Four Good Men to perform their former groups' hits. Their set includes 1980's classics such as Dont You Forget About Me and In a Big Country. The gig will be a good chance to relive those days, but they've been working on some original material too."
I know the amphitheatre is going to be absolutely packed out - and especially if its weather like this. I would suggest we all meet up at the New Crown fairly early as the support act comes on at 7pm. Mott the Hoople are playing tonight. I'll have a wander by and see what time the place gets busy...... next week I imagine it will be 100% busier...!! Roll on the 10th.
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Loretta
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That's abit personal Derek!
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FUNFOXYLADY007
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Hi All
Hoping to be sitting at the bar with my double Bacardi in hand by 3 or 4 pm depends how many times I get flashed on the motorway (camera's of course lol) oh! and JG's hangover from her good night at the Travis Trek Charity do
I have my bucket and spade and itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow pokka dot... hip flask at the ready lol
Were on the count down
PS I love Somewhere in the Summertime
Love
Fun
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Jean Genie
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JG's hangover from the night before?? 
I take it this could be a very long weekend!! 
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ALI BIN TABNAB
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Loretta
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What time are you good folk meeting up in the pub? think my train get's in after 2 then I have to get to south shield's
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Jean Genie
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Not sure what time we will be there, Loretta.. but FFL is hoping to be at the bar some time before 4pm. It depends on the traffic I guess on the way from her neck of the woods..
Looking forward to seeing you there, and I will chat to you tomorrow..
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ALI BIN TABNAB
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Loretta,
I take it you're train is heading for Newcastle, if so, just get a Metro to South Shields from Newcastle central station and you'll be there in no time.
Mr Tabnab
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Loretta
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Hi Tabnab, yes, the train better be heading for Newcastle or that's me stuffed
must dash, late for work....................................
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Jean Genie
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Nikki has been in touch with me to let me know that there is an after show gig in a pub called the Marsden Rattler. The group are called Malarky, and Andy (who booked 4GM for the amphitheatre gig) is in the band.
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ALI BIN TABNAB
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Yeah, Malarky are supporting The Quireboys at The Amphitheatre on 24th June
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Loretta
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That will do me!
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FUNFOXYLADY007
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Hi
Great I love an after show party ROLL ON 10TH !
See you all there Bleary eyed of course LOL
Love
Fun
x
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ALI BIN TABNAB
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Well al be watchin' England stuff the Paraguayans on Satda' efternoon and hopefully al stagger roond to this New Crown carry on and get some mare sauce doon me neck. Hey, al be fookin' hammered when Deggsy and co tek titha stage. Let's hope double vision doesn't kick in when am watchin' the show, a went ti' see The Beautiful South a couple o' weeks since and counted 22 band members !! Aye, not a good idea ti' get mortal afore the gig [be warned FunFoxyLady]
Anyways, not lang ti' wait now eh folks. Three days and countin'.
Anyone wantin' a decent fish supper can head along Ocean Road to Colmans chippy, they dee a luvlee mushy pea fritter for ten bob anarl
Hey, al not get much sleep come Friday neet, owa excited.
Hope a dinnat pittle the bed
Av got the mother in law sleepin' over again [yawn] , aye she can't stop away from our house lately, she's like a bad fookin' disease
Let's hope Tabnab doesn't have to go in and wake her up on Satda' morn. The last time a clocked her uglee mush a had nightmares for a fotneet Don't get me wrong folks, she's a lovely kind-hearted woman but on a morning she has a face like a bulldog lickin' piss off a nettle
Ye get nowt but grief off the woman
TWIST
TWIST
TWIST
Am gonna call her 'Rucksack'...she's nivver off me fookin' back !!
Am thinkin' of tekkin' her along titha gig to introduce her to Big Tam. His arse'll look like a processed pea compared to hers !!!
She farted last Tuesday neet and the dog passed out, cost 'uz fotty quid in vets fees, smelly-arsed bastit !!!!!
She told uz she's gannin' in hospital next week ti' get the fat drained off her arse....he he. I said 'Ere Shobna, get them to drop the fat off in Africa will yer pet, it'll put an end to starvation for the next 20 years !!!!!!
Eee eh, a must stop talkin' OFF TOPIC folks, please excuse 'uz will yer
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Jean Genie
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Hi Ali.. Great minds have same musical tastes,
I went to see the Beautiful South/Aberfeldy at the Empress Ballroom, Blackpool last night. There were a good few people on stage, but not quite the 22 you counted!!
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ALI BIN TABNAB
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Aye Jean, they played a great set eh. Heaton stole the show at Newcastle. Aberfeldy weren't too bad a suppose, wierd outfits though
Are you a 36D by the way ??
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Jean Genie
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I wish... LOL
We love our love in different sizes..
btw Did you know that Aberfeldy are managed by Bruce Findlay??
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ALI BIN TABNAB
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Aye, that's reet pet. He has a reputation for managing dodgy bands........he he he. I wonder if the Aberfeldy keyboard player is still wearing her space boots in this heat .......phew ! I couldn't help thinkin' the singer beared a slight resemblance to Paddy McAloon from Prefab Sprout, and what was that bass player doing with his heed, a thowt the bugger was garna fall off
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Jean Genie
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December dates for the Beautiful South have already been announced.. I am toying with the idea of having a pre-Christmas night out at either Manchester or Sheffield. Either way, it should be a stormer if Blackpool is anything to go by..
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ALI BIN TABNAB
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Aye, didn't know they were doing more dates in 2006 mind you.
Deacon Blue tickets go on sale today, toyed with the idea but decided against it in the end. Another scottish band that had some canny tunes in the charts, their debut album 'Raintown' being one of Tabnabs fave albums ever
I've got a couple of tickets for New Order in October but work commitments have scuppered that one, looks like ebay will be seeing them.
Anyways, hope 4GM rehearsals went well last neet, still wondering who the mystery guitarist is though ???? Must be a scot, quoted as being one of the best, maybe a Glesgae link in there ???? Well it might me little Jimmy from Cambuslang eh........MIDGE URE He used to play with various musicians in the Princes Trust back in the 80's so he'll be used to this kinda set up. I'm probably wrong though and it'll be Val Doonican or summat. His arran cardy will come in handy if there's a stiff breeze comin' in off tha north sea eh. Hey lads, if yiz are stuck for a guitarist then Tabnab'll help yiz oot, av pulled the owld banjo string a few times !!
It's been hot down in Gods Country all this week, hope it stays that way for Satda. The ladies aren't wearin' much either. Some right crackers walkin' alang the beach, a few boilers anarl mind you. Once av got me beer goggles on though they'll look like Elle McFookinPherson......he he........'That looks like a cheap drink yiv got there pet, can a buy yer another'
Hey Derek, will there be any merchandise on sale then kidda ????
4GM T-Shirts
Cd's
Badges
pillow cases
Jane Button soap on a rope [for givin' me 'Town Halls' the once owa]
Just wonderin like ???
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Loretta
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Tabnab you have me in stitche's , you are truly priceless...
see ya tomorrow, will be heading for Gallowgate now , nice 4 hour journey on the bus  ... Am sure it will be worth it once the band are on
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ALI BIN TABNAB
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Of course it will gorgeous
Just ignore all the daft Geordies when ye geroff the bus Loretta, chocker block with c.s.e's the lorra them. Being a Mackem am not owa fond o' the Geordie race ya see pet. Some o' the women frighten me though, built like Garth wi' home made tattoo's spelt wrang !!!
Gallowgate eh, it was the Gallowgate end where Alan Shearer scored most of eez goals, or should I say......penalties !!!!
Ya might hev a tad bother understandin' the Geordie lingo mind Loretta, not like Tabnab who speaks queens english at all times.......he he Nowt but oranged faced shell-suit clad slappers, eight bairns in tow [usually called Chantelle, Alexandria, etc etc] to dee a spot o' shopliftin'.....he he. I once visited a workmates house in Newcastle, a nearly passed oot off the fag smoke, hey.....a kid yer not......ON A CLEAR DAY YA COULD SEE THE MANTLE PEICE !!!!!! There bloody dog wouldn't stop lickin' it's balls either [lucky bastit]
Aye Loretta, once yer out of the Forbidden City yel be allreet. Life gets a bit more pleasant as yer head towards South Shields, not much mind, but it does improve.....trust me Once ya hit 'Sand Dancer Land' head along the main street [ocean Road] towards the fairground, just beyond that is the Sundial pub [I hope yer printin' this off] and just past that is the Marsden Rattler. The Rattler is another pub which is built round a converted train carraige. The Amphitheatre is just a bit further along from that, next to Minchella's ice-cream parlour/coffee shop.
Watch out for a lunatic Indian gentleman, whoever he is
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FUNFOXYLADY007
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Hi All
The sun is shining in Bonnie Scotland Jean Genie and I are just finishing off our brekkie then headin...windows down music up
See you in the Crown in a few hours !
Love
Fun
Jean Genie
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ALI BIN TABNAB
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Well ya can always try, but there'll be naebody there.
It's Knockhill man, sort yersel oot and give them breezers the back-heel
Lord Tabnab, with his glass of red and a big fook-arf lump o' stilton cheez
YUM YUM
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FUNFOXYLADY007
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Tabby
get to the Doctors quick that post is a year old
Ya nutter
See ya at knockhill but hope to get to South Shields soon
xxxx
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